Armed and Endangered
April 28th, 2010
He says parrot, she says rifle equipped with scope and bowie knife bayonet. What more is there to know?
(submitted by Dominic)
Awkward Family Pet Photos
Celebrating The Special Bond Between People & Their Pets
This is one of my all time favorites. That the guy looks like an incognito John Candy only makes it that much better!
You’re right! He does! Umm.. what’s up with the weapon though? And this is a professional portrait sitting?! Can you imagine what the photographer was thinking? LOL.
Do you think the photographer had props and let them pick these out? There’s a scary thought! And you are right, this looks like a professional portrait in a studio. The more I look at this, the scarier it becomes!
Oh gawd.. can’t get over the soft focus turning this into a “sweet, romantic photo”…
Is that Ron Jeremy?
I think they have more secrets than the average couple…
I’m at a loss for words…
This is so random!!!
What’s with the sunglasses??
CREEEPY …
Michigan Militia? This is the last picture of this family. You see, during a heavy fire fight Alice reached for another clip, not realizing she had grabbed her long time comrade “Birdy” and tried forcing him into the rifle. Burt lost them both that day and has a memorial next to his bed.
fun things we found on our trip to cuba!
Isn’t this the same couple from the Martial Arts picture at AFP? Ya know- the one with the kid doing the splits and the flaming toe of death? I think I’d bet money on it…
I can’t help but think I would’ve gone with the crossbow.
tee hee
Maybe it’s Parrot-Skeet; “Ready? Pull!!!” Bayonet for near-misses.
Ouch!
At last! Someone with real eexrtpise gives us the answer. Thanks!
This guy is thinking,”My three favorite things. bayonets, babes, and birds!”
remind me not to make them mad
I think they might be Republicans……
Yep–the weird sense of humor fits, and it does make sense… sort of…
The bird is their eye-in-the-sky. Rednecks can’t afford helicopters. The pink looks so feminine on her…is that an Adams apple?
I swear it looks like the guy is pointing the bird like it shoots RPGs out of its mouth or something….
Bonnie and Clyde masquerading behind a parrot ?
OMG, I love this insane photograph of this couple! If I’m not wrong I could swear the women has a purse on her lap, it makes you wonder if she has ammunition inside it.
I would have opted for a crossbow. Less apt to make my a$$ look fat
“Tie a yellow ribbon round the old AK”
She’s like, “Look at my man and his parrot all you want, but don’t touch. . . they’re MINE.”
You can tell they live by the motto, “It is better to have a parrot and not need one, than need one and not have it.” It’s the slogan of the NBA (National Bird Association)
It’s like a new “American Gothic” painting (remember the guy with the pitchfork and the stern-looking lady in front of the farmhouse?) only reversed. I love it!
If you read /Armed America/ you will see that many armed Americans favor parrots as companions.
Though I must say that an AR-15 or Mosin Nagant 91/30 coordinates better with an Amazon than does an AK-47 with bayonet.
Hey…I resemble that remark, and so does my parrot!
interesting………love the gun with the knife its cool………….wonder what the taking the photo was thinking
All that is missing to make this the ideal romantic photo is an image of a goblet. That would be the perfect Christmas card to all their fellow militia members.
WTF?! Must be americans!
this is. the best picture. ever.
Its a strange photo. One looks at it and finds it disturbing and has to really figure out why.
Your by no means to old to start your Martial Arts Training, having said that you do have to bear in mind at our age your body takes longer to recoup.