Hello, my name is Hans. Meet Karl, my angry little pet. The following people are to be released from their captors: In Northern Ireland, the seven members of the New Provo Front. In Canada, the five imprisoned leaders of Liberte de Quebec. In Sri Lanka, the nine members of the Asian Dawn movement…
Okay, okay, Gary, I’ll go to Olan Mills with you, but I am NOT going to sit on your shoulder and you are NOT wearing the pirate outfit! That’s our own little thing we do in private and we have plenty of Polaroids.
Awww!! I thought this pic was tastefully done. Trust me. I’m 25, and a bird person, and if I wasn’t married I would date him. Didn’t even notice the forced smile. The Amazon is ADORABLE!
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The parrot thought Gary was overdressed…as usual.
You stole my line!!
Exactly! Great job Olan Mills on choosing the perfect backdrop!
This picture has gone to the birds.
Awww! He’s got on Amazon and loves his birdy! (sorry, as a bird person, I forget all the other awkward stuff….)
Haha, I love it too. I love how all the bird people are loving it and everyone else is making fun of it, lol.
Is it cruel to make the bird sit in front of a backdrop of a forest? I bet he can almost taste the sweet, sweet freedom.
playa playa
another olan mills instant classic. wonder if this will be added to their portfolio of choices.
I think Gary should be holding the bird. Show em some love!
I thought the parrot posed very elegantly. (fellow bird person)
A bird near the hand is worth two in the yellow bush.
Gary is thinking “What just landed on my shoe??”
Denis, honey, Gary owns a bird. He bleepin’ well *knows* what just landed on his shoe!
Note the funny whitish schmear on his left lapel (R side of photo), just below the buttonhole. It’s a good bet that’s the same substance.
(yet another bird person)
would ya look at that beak! Oh, there is a bird in the picture too.
They look like business partners!
“At Beardman & Birdman, we make sure all of our clients get the restitution they deserve. If you’ve been injured in an accident, call us today.”
I LOL’d.
me 2!
XD
Would that be Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law?
thank you! i needed to laugh out loud today!
Perfect! I laughed so loud!
When pirates go corporate.
Win!
DUDE! GGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! sorry soccer fan….
You pegged it!
Hello, my name is Hans. Meet Karl, my angry little pet. The following people are to be released from their captors: In Northern Ireland, the seven members of the New Provo Front. In Canada, the five imprisoned leaders of Liberte de Quebec. In Sri Lanka, the nine members of the Asian Dawn movement…
I noticed that Gary is not wearing a wedding band…….. I wonder why?
Okay, okay, Gary, I’ll go to Olan Mills with you, but I am NOT going to sit on your shoulder and you are NOT wearing the pirate outfit! That’s our own little thing we do in private and we have plenty of Polaroids.
Gary wondered why he had trouble getting dates…
you know…for a second there i thought that was alex p. keaton’s father (family ties)…. cue the intro music….
I kind of love this guy. And I love how matter-of-fact they both look. “Yep, I’m posing with my Amazon.” “Yep…. I’m a parrot.”
I love him too! He’s my dad!
Ad for the ill-fated Captain-of-Industry Morgan
I think he’s hot! And I love this photo!
Hi, welcome to “BIRDS n’ BEARDS”, enjoy your stay…
I saw that backdrop and knew it was taken at an Olan Mills…I’m pretty sure I have baby pictures in front of the same background. lol
Come on Gary……POLLY WANTS A PICTURE !
Awww!! I thought this pic was tastefully done. Trust me. I’m 25, and a bird person, and if I wasn’t married I would date him. Didn’t even notice the forced smile. The Amazon is ADORABLE!
I envy this man. He can get a photo done with his parrot. I went overboard and got 9…no family portraits for me. lol
It’s disturbing as hell to see how many people think this is any kind of normal
C’mon, lighten up!
I never knew Hugh Jackman was so into birds…
i want to watch this sitcom!!